How to Fake Being an Adult (Until You Actually Become One)

(Seriously Useful Tips for Anyone Who Still Feels 12 Inside)

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1. Strong, Funny Opening

One day, you’re slamming Hot Pockets at 2 A.M. while speed-running Elden Ring. The next, you’re comparing insurance quotes, reading about 401(k) contributions, and googling “Is back pain normal at 25?”

Newsflash: Adulthood ambushed you. Now you need to act like you’ve got it together—even though “together” feels as elusive as a legendary drop in an RPG.

But here’s the cheat code: everyone is faking it (some of us just do it better than others). If you can fake adulting long enough, you’ll eventually accidentally become one.

2. Have a “Thing” and Own It

The coolest adults aren’t those who force themselves to like golf or pretend they read The Economist cover-to-cover. They’re the ones who geek out—unapologetically—about something.

  • Still playing Pokémon? You are basically a master strategist in training.
  • Addicted to sneaker culture? Style for days.
  • Obsessed with chess? Boom, you’re the brainiac of the group.

Research Speaks: Engaging in hobbies lowers stress, boosts mental health, and increases overall life satisfaction. (National Geographic)

🚀 Pro Tip: Stop downplaying your interests to seem more “grown-up.” Successful people lean into what they love, not away from it.

Simple Illustration: A stick figure hugging a giant sneaker or a huge Pokémon card.

3. Master the Art of Listening (and Asking Good Questions)

Want to look like you know everything—without actually knowing everything? Just shut up and listen.

  • Ask, “What got you into that?” instead of faking expertise.
  • Try, “That’s interesting—how does that actually work?” to show genuine curiosity.

Why It Works: People who actively listen are seen as more competent and likable. (U.S. Merit Systems Protection Board)

⚠️ Don’t Screw This Up: Listening isn’t just waiting for your turn to talk. Ask follow-up questions—or you’ll get exposed as a nodding robot.

Simple Illustration: A stick figure with giant ears labeled “LISTEN,” leaning forward in conversation.

4. Have One Go-To “Fancy” Thing

We all want to look sophisticated, but if your idea of “fine dining” is microwaved mac & cheese, you need at least one grown-up flex.

  • Whiskey Buff: Know one decent brand, drop it in conversation.
  • Coffee Snob: Talk about pour-over or cold brew like it’s rocket science.
  • Cheese Expert: Brie. Always brie.

Why It Matters: Showcasing even a sliver of refined taste can boost how others perceive your overall competence. (Forbes on Confidence)

😂 Fun Fact: There’s a study showing people who talk about fancy coffee at work get 56% more nods of approval. Okay, fine, that study might not exist... but it feels real.

Simple Illustration: A stick figure holding a tiny espresso cup, pinky finger raised.

5. Upgrade One Piece of Furniture

You don’t need an HGTV makeover. Just invest in one piece that says “Yes, I’m an actual adult and not a college freshman.”

  • A Real Couch (goodbye, futon)
  • A Bed Frame (your mattress on the floor is basically a nest)
  • A Dining Table (folding tables are for poker night, not daily meals)

Real Talk: Studies show that a well-furnished living space can reduce stress and improve mental well-being. (Verywell Mind)

⚠️ Don’t Screw This Up: If your date sees mismatched plastic chairs and a mattress on the floor, they might bail faster than you can say “Netflix and chill.”

Simple Illustration: A stick figure pointing proudly to a real bed frame.

6. Learn to Cook Three Legit Meals

No one’s asking you to become Gordon Ramsay overnight, but you need at least three reliable “adult” meals in your arsenal:

  1. Fancy-ish Dinner: Steak, salmon, or something that looks impressive on a plate.
  2. Lazy But Decent Meal: Tacos, pasta, or stir-fry—simple, quick, tasty.
  3. Brunch Flex: French toast, omelet, or Eggs Benedict for those “I can cook” moments.

Bonus: Cooking at home is linked to healthier eating habits, increased energy, and better mental health. (WebMD)

7. Level Up Your Money Game (So You Don’t Go Broke at 30)

All the fancy furniture and whiskey won’t matter if your bank account screams “Insufficient Funds.”

  • Automate Your Bills: Never miss a payment (build that credit score).
  • Learn Basic Budgeting: Apps like Mint or YNAB are your new best friends.
  • Start an Emergency Fund: Even if it’s just $10 a week, you’ll thank yourself later.

Why It Matters: Financial stability is a top indicator of “adulthood success,” and it’s easier to build good habits early. (Pew Research Center)

🚀 Pro Tip: Pay yourself first. Put money into savings before you start paying bills. Future You will thank Present You.

Simple Illustration: A stick figure dropping coins into a piggy bank labeled “Emergency Fund.”

8. Present Ideas with (Fake) Confidence

Here’s the ultimate adult superpower: Sound like you know what you’re doing, even if you don’t.

  • Prep a Quick Google Session: 10 minutes of research can make you sound like a guru.
  • Own Your Mistakes: Mistakes are normal; faking perfection isn’t.
  • Use Confident Language: “I propose…” instead of “Maybe we could, I guess, do this?”

Backed by Science: Self-confidence is directly linked to better job performance, leadership, and career advancement. (Psychological Capital)

9. The Best Kept Adulting Secret

Everyone is winging it—always.

The more you pretend you’ve got it together, the more your brain starts believing it. One morning, you’ll roll out of bed, stretch your creaky back, and realize you’re not faking anymore. You are an adult. Shocking, right?

But until then, keep hustling, keep learning, and for the love of pizza rolls, get a bed frame already.

🔥 Conclusion That Hits Hard

Your Move: Pick one tip from this list—any tip—and implement it this week. Then come back and brag about your newfound maturity in the comments. Or, if you’re feeling generous, share your best adulting hack and help a fellow bro out.

Remember: Adulting is basically DLC for the game of life. It’s more complicated, more expensive, but the loot (financial stability, independence, and confidence) is so worth it.

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Thumbnail Text: “Fake It Till You Make It”

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